BREAKING NEWS

Breaking news supplied to you from the blog read by no one.

• Rare photo of John Lennon and Joan Baez found (see above)!
• Tom DeLay says: "I'm not a crook!"
• Las Vegas man claims to have found "lost" virginity!
• Xeiner/McGowan nuptials announced!!
• New "Weiner Wagon" franchise to issue IPO!
• Fossilized remains of Roy the Dog to be displayed at 7-11!