Monday, October 19, 2009

JACK NICHOLSON AND SWEET PEA THE RABBIT





SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

One wonders ...

About a month ago, Sweet Pea, our rabbit, broke a couple of toes, probably while rummaging around in the "fake rocks" in our fireplace, which was NOT turned on at the time. (Don't ask.)

Anyway, Sweet Pea came home with a splint on her left leg, with instructions from her doctor: "no running or jumping" and "Sweet Pea should not chew her splint".

!?!?!??????

Later, we started to see apparent similarities between Jack Nicholson and Sweet Pea.......

Monday, May 18, 2009

BLOSSOM THERABBIT



One of our rabbits, “Blossom Therabbit” passed away May 1 after GI illness and old age. That’s Blossom on the left with “Sweet Pea”, warming themselves by a fire with a plate of greens. Blossom and Sweet Pea were a pair of “bonded” bunnies – in Star Trek terms that means they shared each other’s “katra” (soul). Being bonded also means that they were each other's constant and forever companion.

Bunnies are funny little beasties – their diets are comparable to a horse’s: timothy hay, carrots, celery, leafy greens. A raisin is much appreciated. Blossom much preferred the “mélange du printemps”.

"The buns" loved a good romp about the living room. After that they would settle in for a night of TV. "Law and Order" is Sweet Pea's favorite program. Classic "Law and Order" mind you; none of those damn spin-offs.

Once Law and Order or what ever we were watching was over about 11:00, the buns would hustle themseleves back into their pen (in my office), expecting their nightly raisin. Sometimes they would do this on their own.

Rabbits are not good pets for children – you spend a lot of time cleaning up after them plus they’ll destroy every stick of furniture you have in the house, heh heh.

Nevertheless … they are gentle, good natured and good humored beings. They tend to return any attention you give them in kind …Little sprites really.

Blossom now joins Boxanne in Animal Valhalla!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Yikes!

Well, I hope I didn't screw up anybody else's password or whatnot.

I lost my username and password in the Great Hard Drive Meltdown and have finally gotten around to getting back to where I can post now.

Don't really have anything to say...

At least now I'll be able to blog again if I ever do think of anything.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Saboda's Notes from a Late City Man, a Peripatetic Series Vol. 1 No. 1



Once the government's "stimulus" checks were finally in the hands of the vast and embittered unwashed masses, the following was reported in the news: there has been a definite "surge" in sales and revenue to on-line p0rno sites. (Surge, get it?) It appears the country is stimulating itself. (Surge, get it?)

Heh heh.

Is this a great country, or what?

"What do you think, Linda?"




Saboda
Notes from a Late City Man
a Peripatetic Series
copyright 2008
VanhousenEnterprises



All hail Jeffrey Barron!

Monday, August 11, 2008

SABODA TO RETIRE TO GEORGIA?

The history of the country Georgia is incredibly rich and complicated. Did you know they were possibly the second state (after Armenia) to adopt Christianity as a state religion? This was around 350 A.D.



Georgia reached its zenith in the 13th century, and it's been all downhill since then. They've been invaded and conquered by nearly everyone!



It's possible that I am distantly related to the last Imeretian (Georgian) king. Therefore I've decided that when I am 60 I will go to live in Georgia in a cabin on the Black Sea. Anyone want to join me?



Saboda, King of the Georgians!

Check it out here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(country)

This could be my cabin!





If my Georgian adventure doesn't work out, then I will retire to Armenia. Armenian women are the most beautiful in the world.

Is this Number 6's high school yearbook photo?!?



And in other subjects:

Read all about the Russian diaspora:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_diaspora

Signed,

Saboda

-----Original Message-----
From: number6@unlv.nevada.edu
To: Hans Castorp
Cc: zimmy@msn.com; sireeff@pacbell.net; number6@hawaii.rr.com; sireeff@yahoo.com; ashbrook@juno.com; brog@hlerk.com
Sent: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 3:44 am
Subject: Re: The word 'jewess'?
Ha ha what a kidder.

Quoting Hans Castorp :

> Stumbling across the word 'jewess' in an old Webster's dictionary, the
> listing said the word was "sometimes considered offensive".
>
> Anybody agree with this?? Maybe I'm just totally out of it.......
>

> Your fiend,
>
> Saboda
>

This man looks amazingly like cousin Jeffrey Barron.

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Friday, June 13, 2008

"OLD MEMORIES"


Here are some “old memories” of mine, from the Omaha days, presented for your amusement, and mine too. These are submitted in no particular order or priority. Say, why not submit some of YOURS?!

• Playing Stratego with Bennett in the summer. (I usually won, as I recall.)

• Driving through the cemetery on Center, at high speed, in Ashbrook’s yellow VW “AL 3000”. There was a section for infant deaths called “Baby Land”!

• Pick up softball in the Beth Israel parking lot with Bennett, Mike Forman, Steve Violet, and others.

• Psychoanalyzing Number 6 at my house while John Lennon’s “Two Virgins” played in the background.

• The Voice of Denmark speakers!

• Ashbrook and me lighting farts in my mom’s kitchen.

• New years eve party at Siref’s.

• Saturday bus and walking tours with Bennett through South Omaha. We would sometimes visit his dad’s barbershop, or spend the time talking about “old memories”!

• Practicing with Captain Hogfat and His Tolerance Band in the basement of 1322 N. 52nd Street.

• Chuck giving me drum lessons.

• Driving adventures in AL 3000 Ashbrook’s VW.

• Mr. Up’s coffee house.

• Freddie’s house. (I will say no more!)

• Ashbrook’s mom making us breakfast.

• Dinners at Mino and Evey’s house.

• Gefilte fish in Betty Weiner’s kitchen and Martin talking about his days in China.

• Ashbrook or Chuck put a sponge on a small plate, and then put it in the refrigerator in my mom’s kitchen. It remained there for 2 weeks before anyone noticed. Early demonstration of “chaos theory”.

• “The Adventures of the Professor and Bill!”

• John Heredia and me walking to the bowling alley at night to play pinball. There was a shortcut that we took by actually climbing OVER the roof of an apartment building.

• Spending all day Saturday at the old library.

• Number 6, Suzi Laier, and me going to see a James Bond double-feature at the old Astro Theater on a “snow day”. The streets were impassable by car. So we all walked from my house to the theater, and then walked back.

• “Has Anybody Seen Roger?”

• Watching Cyrano de Bergerac on PBS at Burke’s, while quaffing his home-made brew.

• Seeing John Hartford at the Orpheum Theater with Number 6 and Betsy.

• The New England and Canadian hitchhiking trip with Ashbrook, heh, heh. “Who’s on WHAT roster?” The Phoenix Bar shall rise from the ashes!

• Chicago and Ann Arbor hitchhiking trip with Number 6. “Der Schnakes! Der Schnakes!” And meeting very strange people in Ypsilanti.

• Number 6 and me checking out the Memorial Park police/hippie riots!

• The big party at Beth Greenblatt’s, Dec. 1970.

• Watching The Tonight Show every night in the summer, and then reading science fiction until 3 AM, the time when man is closest to death!

• Buy a sailor a drink?

• “Scrub Up!” and “This Whiskey’s Been the Downfall of Me”.

• 622 N. 50th Street

• “Bennett, Ruler of Galaxy!”

• For I can only see where there is light.

• Chuck’s car breaking down outside of Truth or Consequences, NM, on the Tucson trip.

• I was such a dork that I wore a peace medallion to the Old Market when I was 15.

• Sue Lozier once referred to Chuck, Evan, and me as “The Three Stooges”. A true compliment!

• Pool at the old Dundee Dell with Evan. “I Can't Get Started” playing endlessly on the jukebox.

• “Traduce not the slave who is beneath you!”

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course


Celebrating Jake, The Wonder Horse.