Astronomers say Pluto is not a planet!

The comment from two local astronomers (pictured here) was: "It's an outrage! An OUTRAGE!!"

Where's Davy Crockett When You Need Him?

The grapes on the east side of the sun porch are ripening early this year.


He's not snarling, he's just trying to choke down a huge mouthful of my grapes.


They weren't bothered a bit by the flash or my presence on the other side of the window.


I was tempted to grab a box of .22 shorts and be done with them, but they were just too small to make decent hats out of.

Now I Get It

I finally figured out who Heinlein reminds me of -- he's the guy, the mailman, sitting down at the end of the bar in the old TV show Cheers. He's Cliff Clavin.

Cheap Beer, Cheap Cigars, Cheap Boots.

The horror that is Amerika.

KFAB, 8:17 AM, Nov. 6th, 1961

Dumplings and kraut today
At Bohemian Café
Draft beer that’s sparkling, plenty of parking
See you at lunch, Okay?

Those Damn Cooks, They're Trying to Kill Me!

"I never authorized a sliced, hard-cooked egg on my salads!"

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