FORGOTTEN QUOTES FROM A FORGOTTEN TIME, A FORGOTTEN TOWN

“Those damn cooks, they’re trying to kill me.”

“I never authorized sliced, hard-cooked eggs in my salads.”

“My crab legs are the best in town.”

“Please, please, the bees!”

"Goldfish gobble it up!" (-- Goyo, 1971)

"Traduce not the slave who is beneath you." (Number 6, 1978)

"Don't give any food to Henry Chinaski!"

Juiced, Steroid-addled Freak Ties Legendary Record

By the way Barry Bonds was the first player in history to hit more home runs at age 38 than he hit at age 28. He’s literally a medical miracle.

How much of this “record” should be attributed to his chemist?

He has made a mockery of what has been the traditional battle between two individuals: the pitcher and the batter.

I think anyone who thinks Bonds deserves this record should immediately force feed steroids to their own children.

It’s time to throw Bonds out of baseball, NOW, you fools!

Friday Night Update

Only two days late. Don't expect this sort of service every time.

Best NC Syncophant Site:

You can pay twelve bucks plus postage for the eighty minute lecture or you can download the whole deranged thing for free. Your call. It really is classic stuff; very moving.

(I was going to burn a CD of it for Comrade Six until I remembered that, being a true revolutionary, he doesn't have a CD player.)

Best Antidote To WC (you'll need it):

All Goon -- All The Time

You'll need a PLS-capable player. XMPlay is by far and away the best; no competition. I dunno, I suppose Mac users will have to scrape by with RealPlayer.

Friday Nite Update (from last Friday)

Best (and fuzziest) Bettie Page site:

Definitely Not Safe For Work

Best (and funniest) Nancy Pelosi site:

Definitely Not Safe For Work if spitting your coffee out on the control panel will cause a Homer Simpson-type meltdown.

(I've stripped out the audio and saved it to play whenever I'm demoralized by the bumbling of the Republican party. It cheers me right up.)

Yes, NC Is Still A Vicious S#|t-Weasel:

Chomsky Meets with Hizbullah Leaders

WHO IS THIS MAN??

the one true descendant of Jesus Christ?
heh heh heh

Yikes!

I rise up from my bed of pain after three weeks (the second course of antibiotics did the trick) to check the supposedly anonymous blog and what do I find, but that Little Mitka has posted some crudely PhotoShopped forgery purporting to show a certain member of the Sewing Circle in a compromising position at a notorious catfishhouse. It almost spoiled my morning peppermint tea break.

Hamms the Beer Refreshing

From the land of sky blue waters (wa-ah-ters)
Comes the beer refreshing
Hamms, the beer refreshing
Hamms!

(Goyo's younger brother Alfredo was also spotted at the same gala event.)